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Them's Fightin' Words

by Wet Dog

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1.
FightIntro 01:00
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I got into a fight last night It was a load of shite I got all these bruises you see Cos I got the shit kicked out of me Why he hit me, I don't know Might have called his Momma a ho Think he took it personally Cos he kicked the shit out of me Now I'm as dead as dead can be Cos I've had the shit kicked out of me
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Laughing On The Other Side Of Your Face 02:41
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What the fuck are you saying to me Who the hell are you trying to be Always making jokes and putting me down You keep on hassling me Subtle hints, you just don't see So I'm gonna have to take some action now You think you're funny Don't you sonny Well, you'll be laughing on the other side of your face You take the piss Fuck this You'll be laughing on the other side of your face You think you're funny Don't you sonny Well, you'll be laughing on the other side of your face You take the piss Fuck this You'll be laughing on the other side of your face You think you're funny Don't you sonny Well, you'll be laughing on the other side of your face You take the piss Fuck this You'll be laughing on the other side of your face
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Mon Then 01:30
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Quiet night oot The lads and me Goat the drinks in Whit dae I see Arsehole in the corner Geein us the eye Lookin' right fuckin' at me The fucker's gonnae die No backin' doon I fix him with a stare His blood runs cold Soul laid bare On my feet Tell me son You want to fuckin' go WELL, MON THEN!!!! Come ahead MON THEN!!!! Right now MON THEN!!!! Come ahead MON THEN!!!! MON THEN!!!! Come ahead MON THEN!!!! Right now MON THEN!!!! Come ahead MON THEN!!!! MON THEN!!!! Come ahead MON THEN!!!! Right now MON THEN!!!! Come ahead MON THEN!!!! Piece of scum
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If They Can't Take A Joke 03:13
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Surely you can't be serious I was only taking the piss But you took it to heart How did it come to this Cos we've got arseholes cutting heads off in the name of God Shooting people dead because of what they draw Suspects getting murdered in the custody of cops And threatening world war over a movie plot And you throw a fit Just because I called you names But you ARE an ugly bastard And you really are insane So just remember that we are all unique in our own special way Nobody is perfect without surgery Something's wrong with all of us so deal with it No need to get upset over trivial shit It's only a fucking laugh!!! What the hell happened to our sense of humour Political correctness rammed down our throat Honest opinion becomes a hate crime Well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke Koreans Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke Celebrities Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke Religions Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke Politicians Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke And all the others Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke And you Fuck you if you can't take a joke Even me Fuck me if I can't take a joke Everybody Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke What the hell happened to our sense of humour Political correctness rammed down our throat Honest opinion becomes a hate crime Well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke What the hell happened to our sense of humour Political correctness rammed down our throat Honest opinion becomes a hate crime Well, fuck 'em if they can't take a joke Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
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Outside Now 01:49
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Push my buttons till you hit the kill switch Do you think you're hard or I'm a little bitch It's gone too far, there's only so much I can take Past the point of no return and just about to break Motherfucker Mother fuck Out of my seat and I'm standing over you Everybody watching wondering what I'm going to do This has to end and I'm gonna tell you how Me and you are gonna step OUTSIDE NOW! Outside now Outside now Outside now Outside now Outside Now Outside Now Outside Now Outside Now
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You And Whose Army 02:59
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I heard that you're after me And I better watch my back But I think that's bullshit And I'm safe from your attack Cos you couldn't fight your way Out of a wet paper poke And your tough guy act and all your threats Are nothing but a joke So come ahead We'll go around Think you're hard Think you can take me down Yeah? You and whose army? You and whose army? You and whose army? You and whose army? Face to face What you gonna do Now that it's just me and you Yeah! You and whose army? You and whose army? You and whose army? You and whose army? You and whose army? You and whose army? Face to face What you gonna do Now that it's just me and you Yeah! You and whose army? You and whose army? You and whose army? You and whose army?
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Invasion Of The Penis Snatchers 03:06
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They came from outer space Green and skinny with a massive face Eight feet tall from head to toe But they were smooth as an Action Man down below Arrived in U.F.O.s Where they're from, nobody knows With great big guns that kill with one shot To make up for something that they haven't got Did they come for our water? Did they fuck Did they bring us knowledge? No such luck To mutilate cows? I think not So, what do they want? I'll tell you what They've come for our cocks, woah-hoh Cos right now they're stuffing Their crotches with socks Alien eunuchs, woah-hoh They'll leave us all dickless And that fucking sucks Woa-hoh They've come for our cocks, woah-hoh Cos right now they're stuffing Their crotches with socks Alien eunuchs, woah-hoh They'll leave us all dickless And that sucks They've come for our cocks, woah-hoh Cos right now they're stuffing Their crotches with socks Alien eunuchs, woah-hoh They'll leave us all dickless And that fucking sucks Woa-hoh Do they want us for food? They're not hungry Or to colonize Send them away Are they looking for E.T.? Cos he gave them a phone NO! They're after our nobs! Cos they've none of their own They've come for our cocks, woah-hoh Cos right now they're stuffing Their crotches with socks Alien eunuchs, woah-hoh They'll leave us all dickless And that fucking sucks Keep away from my penis You gaylien fucks My balls will get lonely And that fucking sucks Woa-hoh
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Thinning The Herd 06:37
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Join the Army, see the world Swear allegiance as the flag's unfurled Devoted to the cause that your leaders decide Patriotic brainwash, false sense of pride The sheep are sent to another foreign field Lambs to the slaughter, your fate is sealed Bullets flying, friends are hit Life is short when you're in the shit You heard the call of duty shouting your name Now it's for real This ain't no game War! They say it's good for nothing But I can think of something Thinning the herd War! Only the strong survive It's a fight to stay alive Thinning the herd Crying like a baby Screaming for your mother Holding the corpse Of the man you called brother War! War! They say it's good for nothing But I can think of something Thinning the herd War! Your country says die But you never ask why Thinning the herd War! They say it's good for nothing But I can think of something Thinning the herd War! As you take your last breath Find no glory in death Thinning the herd Join the Army See the world Swear allegiance As the flag's unfurled
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Askits 02:16
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I've been out on the town Now it's time to go home But I fancy a kebab From the Four In One Here comes the hangover Head starting to get sore Ask the man politely .....ignored! Have to raise my voice Gonna have to shout Open my mouth And let it out Hey!... I said... Any fuckin' askits? Hey!... I said... Any fuckin' askits? Askits Any fuckin' askits? Askits Any fuckin' askits? Askits Any fuckin' askits? Askits Any fuckin' askits? NAW!
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Don't Make Me Angry 02:52
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I got gamma radiation running through my veins If you wind me you must be insane Cos when I get upset at the things you do In the blink of an eye I turn from Bill into Lou Don't make me angry You wouldn't like me when I'm angry Don't make me angry You wouldn't like me when I'm angry Skin turning green Bursting at the seams I used to be a scientist, mild mannered and meek But now when I get pissed off I'm a superhuman freak Drift from town to town, desperate to be free But I'm followed everywhere by that bastard Jack McGee Don't make me angry You wouldn't like me when I'm angry Don't make me angry Or I'll turn into The Hulk
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Them's Fightin' Words 05:09
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Now, I'm the kind of guy that likes to avoid a situation But this here prick is trying my fuckin' patience Acting hard in front of his pals trying to gain a reputation But he's getting ideas that are way above his station Well, I have to admit he's got some imagination But it's just some kind of ego masturbation Talkin' about how he's going to punch my face in As if he's God's fuckin' gift to all of creation He's calling me, ME! A piece of shit And inferring that my birth was illegitimate So I took off my coat and shouted - come ahead Them's fightin' words and you're fuckin' dead Them's fightin' words Them's fightin' words Them's fightin' words And you're fuckin' dead Them's fightin' words Them's fightin' words Them's fightin' words And you're fuckin' dead He just stood there staring at me And I felt my anger rise Is that a smile starting on his face? Is there laughter in his eyes? Still, I could have, walked away Though I felt like breaking his jaw Then he opened his FUCKIN' MOUTH AND THAT WAS THE LAST FUCKIN STRAW!!!! He said that I. I! Was a fuckin' twat So I punched him in the mouth, he wasn't expecting that You'll be fed through a tube in your hospital bed Cos them's fightin' words and you're fuckin' dead Them's fightin' words Them's fightin' words Them's fightin' words And you're fuckin' dead Them's fightin' words Them's fightin' words Them's fightin' words And you're fuckin' dead
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Just Hate 04:20
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Sometimes When I look at you I get the strangest feeling Deep inside my soul Hatred For all you are An urge to scream That I can't control All you are is shit All you do is shit ALL! That you ever will be Is shit Hey! You're a waste of space Fuck off and die Prick! It's just hate Nothing less Fuck off and die ...Prick! Hey! You're a waste of space Fuck off and die Prick! It's just hate Nothing less Fuck off and die Prick! Hey! You'll be an arsehole to the end Fuck off and die Prick! It's just hate Nothing less Fuck off and die ...Prick!
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The Stones 03:34
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I saw you standing there Trying to be cool Looking down your nose at me Do you think I'm a fool I know what's on you're mind You could take me easily But it's never gonna happen No fuckin' way I'm the king of the world Not some little girl You ain't got the stones You can't bring me down You'll never take my crown You ain't got the stones I'm still standing here I've got nothing to prove What are you waiting for Go on, make your move But I'm sure you'll shite it And I know what you'd do If I took one step closer Or shouted - boo! You're not hard, you won't stay Go on, run away You ain't got the stones I'll do you in Inform your next of kin He didn't have the stones I see fear in your eyes I'm not surprised You ain't got the stones Do you wanna go Is it yes or no You ain't got the stones You ain't got the stones You ain't got the stones You ain't got the stones You ain't got the stones You got something to say To me today You ain't got the stones You want to go around I'll beat you down You ain't got the stones Stop talking trash or I'll kick your ass You ain't got the stones You gonna take me on Well come fucking' on You ain't got the stones I'll fill you in You just can't win You ain't got the stones I can't tell a lie You're gonna die You ain't got the stones There's nothin you can do And you know it's true You ain't got the stones You wouldn't even dare You're too fuckin' scared You ain't got the stones
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FightOutro 01:16
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I got into another fight This time I was in the right Didn't matter at all cos he Still kicked the shit out of me Well I can't fight and that is why The winner was the other guy Guess I ain't no Bruce Lee So I got the shit kicked out of me And I'm still dead as dead can be Cos I've had the shit kicked out of me
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Heidi 00:43
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Jim'll Fix It 01:12
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17.
Malcolm In The Middle 00:43
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released January 2, 2020

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Wet Dog are a three piece rock/metal band from Scotland with their tongues planted firmly in their cheeks. Low tech, warts n' all sound with heavy riffs and rough, screaming vocals. If you're fed up with overproduced perfection, Wet Dog is the band for you. Don't take it too seriously though. We never do. ... more

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