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I've been hit by a car
I'm in intensive care
My brain is damaged
It's beyond repair
They're switching me off
I see a tunnel of light
There's a bus coming through it
It's as black as night
They've got the lickers
The wavers
The smilers too
The driver says
Hey man, there's room for you
On the special bus
Special bus to hell
We're on the special bus
Special bus to hell
The driver is the Devil
The passengers are us
We're going straight to hell
On the special bus
The special bus
Special bus to hell
In the distance there's a fire
And it's burning bright
There's a stench in the air
And it smells like shite
There's demons everywhere
They're waiting for me
I'll be getting tortured
For eternity
We've got the lickers
The wavers
The smilers too
There's only one seat left
And it's reserved for you
On the special bus
Special bus to hell
We're on the special bus
Special bus to hell
The driver is the Devil
The passengers are us
We're going straight to hell
On the special bus
The special bus
Special bus to hell
(Solo)
On the special bus
Special bus to hell
We're on the special bus
Special bus to hell
On the special bus
Special bus to hell
We're on the special bus
Special bus to hell
The driver is the Devil
The passengers are us
We're going straight to hell
On the special bus
The special bus
Special bus to hell
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You hear it coming, you run
It ain't much fuckin' fun
I'd rather face the gun
Than the Jeengle Jeengle
When it's ready to blow
You got no place to go
You can't say no
To the Jeengle Jeengle
Get in line
You want a ninety nine
You've got to have a flake
It's your last mistake
Don't fuck with the
Jeengle Jeengle
When you hear it just get out of the way
Don't fuck with the
Jeengle Jeengle
Don't fuck with the
Jeengle
Get ready for fear
The time is drawing near
What's that you hear
It's the Jeengle Jeengle
The bells toll for whom
They lure you to your doom
It all ends in boom
The Jeengle Jeengle
You can't resist
But watch out for the twist
Things aren't what they seem
I scream, you scream
Don't fuck with the
Jeengle Jeengle
When you hear it just get out of the way
Don't fuck with the
Jeengle Jeengle
Don't fuck with the
Jeengle
(Solo)
Don't fuck with the
Jeengle Jeengle
When you hear it just get out of the way
Don't fuck with the
Jeengle Jeengle
Don't fuck with the
Jeengle
Don't fuck with the
Jeengle Jeengle
When you hear it just get out of the way
Don't fuck with the
Jeengle Jeengle
Don't fuck with the
Jeengle
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Thick as shit
It's like you're in a trance
Wake the hell up
I'm talking to you
The lights are on
But there's nobody home
Comatose
You don't have a clue
Can't catch a break
When it comes to common sense
You're limbs outnumber
Your I.Q.
Dead to the world
Might as well be asleep
There's only one place
Left for you
You! You are a fool
And you have my pity
You! You've got a one way ticket
To Brain Dead City
You! Ain't got a chance
Shame you're not pretty
You're on your way
To Brain Dead City
Brain Dead City yeaahhh!
Sitting in silence
With a smile on your face
Village idiot
Certified
Got a vacant stare
Ignorance is bliss
Empty head
Nothing inside
Got a loose screw
Might be wired wrong
Your final destination
Is the psycho ward
Talking to yourself
Answering back
It's the last train to crazy
And you’re on board
You! You are a fool
And you have my pity
You! You've got a one way ticket
To Brain Dead City
You! Ain't got a chance
Shame you're not pretty
You're on your way
To Brain Dead City
Brain Dead City yeaahhh!
What's the matter
Is it too hard for you
And you don't know
What the hell to do
You're gonna get it, gonna get it
Gonna get it right eventually
Come on, you can do it
It's only fuckin' two and two
(Solo)
You! You are a fool
And you have my pity
You! You've got a one way ticket
To Brain Dead city
You! Ain't got a chance
Shame you're not pretty
You're on your way
To Brain Dead City
You! You are a fool
And you have my pity
You! You've got a one way ticket
To Brain Dead City
You! Ain't got a chance
Shame you're not pretty
You're on your way
To Brain Dead City
Brain Dead City yeaahhh!
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Pissed off with life on this rock
I'm leaving and you can get to fuck
Blast into space in search of something new
To get away from people like you
A million years of lying in bed
But when I woke up I wished I was dead
The universe must be a small place
There's even assholes in outer space
Crash landed
From the sky I fell
I went down down down
And landed in hell
Planet of the assholes
Planet of the assholes
Planet of the assholes
Brave new world surrounded by pricks
Everyone of them acting like dicks
They're all driving me out of my mind
Even worse than the ones I left behind
Can't fucking stand it
I'm going insane
Their constant bullshit
Is melting my brain
Planet of the assholes
Planet of the assholes
Planet of the assholes
(Solo)
Wandering alone in a desert land
Came across a city buried in sand
I recognised it as my home town
And realised what I had found
Mankind evolved
Or maybe were cursed
When I left they were bad
But now they're much worse
Planet of the assholes
Planet of the assholes
Planet of the assholes
Planet of the assholes
Planet of the assholes
Planet of the assholes
Planet of the assholes
Planet of the assholes
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Sitting on my porch that day
As you rode back into town
And I smiled 'cause I missed you
When you weren't around
And I wish I knew where you'd been
Why you went away so far
And I wondered why you're on a horse
When you left you took my car
Now you say that you've got another man
And you're living with him and you got big plans
And you sold my car to buy your wedding bands
But you hope we'll still be friends
Fuck you
And the horse you rode in on
Fuck you
'Cause you never cared for me
Fuck you
Now my heart is broken
So fuck you and the horse
Well maybe I've have been too hard
In her eyes I see the tears
And I remember all the good times
We had over the years
But that horse is looking straight at me
On it’s face it's got a grin
And it makes me feel like punching
It's goddamn face right in
So you think you've found a better man
And he loves you more than I ever can
And you hope that someday I'll understand
Well I wouldn't hold your breath
Fuck you
And the horse you rode in on
Fuck you
'Cause you never cared for me
Fuck you
My heart is still broken
So fuck you and the horse
Now you've had your say and it's my turn
Get the hell off my property
I am just so sick of the sight of you
Don't you show your face round here again
If you do you'll be walking home
‘Cause I'll sell that fucking horse for glue
(Solo)
I could see the shock on her face
As she began to ride away
She turned to look at me once more
And I raised my hand to wave
But I knew where she was going
And a part of me just died
So I gave that bitch the finger
And turned and walked inside
Fuck you
And the horse you rode in on
Fuck you
'Cause you never cared for me
Fuck you
Now my heart is broken
So fuck you and the horse
Fuck you
And the horse you rode in on
Fuck you
'Cause you never cared for me
Fuck you
My heart will stay broken
So fuck you and the horse
Fuck you and the horse
Fuck you and the horse
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It's that time of year again
When people are feeling great
But I don't like to be happy
‘Tis the season to hate
So I won't join hands or sing and dance
No thank you, I will pass
Take you're Merry Christmas
And shove it up your ass
Fuck Christmas
Fuck Santa Claus
Fuck his reindeer too
Fuck peace and love
And fuck goodwill
May none of your dreams come true
Fuck Silent Night
Fuck Christmas trees
Fuck carol singers too
Fuck joy to the world
And fuck yule logs
And Cliff Richard, fuck you
The shops are full of utter shite
That you'll never need
And the TV’s packed with adverts
That make my poor eyes bleed
It all starts earlier every year
And goes on far too long
And I really hate those Christmas tunes
I don't even like this song
Fuck Christmas
Fuck Santa Claus
Fuck his reindeer too
Fuck peace and love
And fuck goodwill
May none of your dreams come true
Fuck Silent Night
Fuck Christmas trees
Fuck carol singers too
Fuck joy to the world
And fuck yule logs
And Cliff Richard, fuck you
‘Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la la
Fuck you!
(Solo)
Fuck Christmas
Fuck Santa Claus
Fuck his reindeer too
Fuck peace and love
And fuck goodwill
May none of your dreams come true
Fuck turkey
Fuck shepherds
Fuck the church bells too
Fuck angels
And fuck snowmen
And Noddy Holder, fuck you
Fuck Christmas
Fuck Santa Claus
Fuck his reindeer too
Fuck peace and love
And fuck goodwill
May none of your dreams come true
Fuck Jingle Bells
Fuck mistletoe
Fuck the Queen's speech too
Fuck Christmas pudding
And fuck Rudolph
And Shakin' Stevens, fuck you
Fuck Christmas
Fuck Santa Claus
Fuck his reindeer too
Fuck peace and love
And fuck goodwill
May none of your dreams come true
Fuck James Bond films
Fuck Santa's elves
Fuck decorations too
Fuck the three wise men
And fuck the snow
And Roy Wood and Wizzard, fuck you
Fuck Christmas
Fuck Santa Claus
Fuck his reindeer too
Fuck peace and love
And fuck goodwill
May none of your dreams come true
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Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the vainest of them all
There's nothing wrong with liking who you are
But you take it to extremes, yeah, you take it too far
You know you do
You love you love you love you love you
And you know that you do
Your constant bullshit drives me crazy
You really think that you're something else
Always thinking that you're special
If you were made of chocolate you'd eat yourself
If you were made of chocolate
You'd eat yourself
You're looking for opinions on your latest disguise
You need them to be honest as long as they're lies
You think you look good but you're just a mess
You're the world's greatest narcissistess
You know you do
You love you love you love you love you
And you know that it's true
Your constant bullshit drives me crazy
You really think that you're something else
Always thinking that you're special
If you were made of chocolate you'd eat yourself
If you were made of chocolate
You'd eat yourself
(Solo)
You know it’s true
You love you love you love you love you
And you know that you do
Your constant bullshit drives me crazy
You really think that you're something else
You love the attention, it's what you desire
If you were made of chocolate you'd eat yourself
Your constant bullshit drives me crazy
You really think that you're something else
Always thinking that you're special
If you were made of chocolate you'd eat yourself
If you were made of chocolate
You'd eat yourself
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Sitting on my porch that day
As you rode back into town
And I smiled 'cause I missed you
When you weren't around
And I wish I knew where you'd been
Why you went away so far
And I wondered why you're on a horse
When you left you took my car
Now you say that you've got another man
And you're living with him and you got big plans
And you sold my car to buy your wedding bands
But you hope we'll still be friends
Fuck you
And the horse you rode in on
Fuck you
'Cause you never cared for me
Fuck you
Now my heart is broken
So fuck you and the horse
Well maybe I've have been too hard
In her eyes I see the tears
And I remember all the good times
We had over the years
But that horse is looking straight at me
On it’s face it's got a grin
And it makes me feel like punching
It's goddamn face right in
So you think you've found a better man
And he loves you more than I ever can
And you hope that someday I'll understand
Well I wouldn't hold your breath
Fuck you
And the horse you rode in on
Fuck you
'Cause you never cared for me
Fuck you
My heart is still broken
So fuck you and the horse
Now you've had your say and it's my turn
Get the hell off my property
I am just so sick of the sight of you
Don't you show your face round here again
If you do you'll be walking home
‘Cause I'll sell that fucking horse for glue
(Solo)
I could see the shock on her face
As she began to ride away
She turned to look at me once more
And I raised my hand to wave
But I knew where she was going
And a part of me just died
So I gave that bitch the finger
And turned and walked inside
Fuck you
And the horse you rode in on
Fuck you
'Cause you never cared for me
Fuck you
Now my heart is broken
So fuck you and the horse
Fuck you
And the horse you rode in on
Fuck you
'Cause you never cared for me
Fuck you
My heart will stay broken
So fuck you and the horse
Fuck you and the horse
Fuck you and the horse
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The last of the "proper" albums that needed sorting out! Some minor fixes and a bit of a remix on this one. Added the original outro and an instrumental version of what should have been the title track but never got past the demo stage due to some really dodgy lyrics (Here they come walking down your street! Mutant dogs! With too many feet!). Severely pish! Also fleshed out the piano version of And The Horse a bit with some strings and acoustic guitar mixed in. Still a pile of shit. But a bit less messy than normal.
released November 10, 2023
