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Sheep Conspiracy (The 4​.​444 Day Anniversary Edition)

by Wet Dog

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1.
Intro (A Conspiracy Of Sheep) (4,444 Anniversary) 02:38
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Sheep Conspiracy (4,444 Anniversary) 07:47
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Sheep Goddamn sheep Staring at me With souless eyes Sheep Fuckin' sheep Bleeting at me With anguished cries Why are we dying? Soon we'll be frying There's no point in lying We want to know Sheep Damn the sheep Fighting back Baaaattle cries Sheep Fear the sheep Taking up arms Organized Sheep armies will rise Take us by surprise They don't care who dies The age of sheep is here The Sheep Are conspiring People are dying The sheep Can't be trusted Bring Them to justice Death squads roam the streets Wolves in sheep's clothing Shoot us down on sight You can't run from them Keep your self hidden Man has lost this fight Wool has won the war Sheep are our masters Bow down to sheep gods Man be comes extinct Our planet no more Earth belongs to sheep The Sheep Are conspiring People are dying The sheep Can't be trusted Bring Them to justice
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Offical Fat Bastard (4,444 Anniversary) 01:43
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Sittin' on the couch Stuffin' my face The amount that I eat Is a damn disgrace Watchin' TV with a mouth full of crap In need of intervention so give me a slap My stomach is expanding at an exponential rate Because I have to finish everything on every plate It wobbles when I walk It hangs down when I stand I had to loosen my belt Because of my waist band Don't have a job and I eat all day Now I'm officially a fat bastard Now I'm officially a fat bastard Don't have a job and I eat all day Now I'm officially a fat bastard Now I'm officially a fat bastard Now I'm officially Fat bastard
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The Dude, The Dad And The Loony (4,444 Anniversary) 03:35
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The Dude! The Dad! The Loony! The Dude! The Dad! The Loony! We're in a band So listen up good There's my Dad and a loony And me, the dude We come from hell To assault your ears We're never gonna stop Despite your jeers All our songs are crap As you can see If you don't like us That's fine by me So listen up people The dog is wet You'll never hear another thing Like us I'll bet The Dude! The Dad! The Loony! The Dude! The Dad! The Loony! We're all a bit crazy We're all wild eyed But there's only one Who's certified? Then there's my Dad And if truth be told He's fat, he's bald And he's really old And finally me The youngest by far I'm also the coolest But that's not hard We are Wet Dog And we don't suck All the other bands Can get to... The Dude! The Dad! The Loony! The Dude! The Dad! The Loony! Whoa oh oh oh oh The Dude, The Dad And The Loony Whoa oh oh oh oh The Dude, The Dad And The Loony Whoa oh oh oh oh The Dude, The Dad And The Loony Whoa oh oh oh oh Whoa oh oh oh oh The Dude, The Dad And The Loony Whoa oh oh oh oh The Dude, The Dad And The Loony Whoa oh oh oh oh The Dude, The Dad And The Loony Whoa oh oh oh oh
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Grind Your Bones To Dust (4,444 Anniversary) 03:14
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Hammer Blow to the head Strip your flesh Razor sharp knife Boil the skull Keep as a trophy Dine on the meat Cannibal feast Drink your blood Goblet of steel Burn the entrails Wear your skin Skeletal frame All that remains Necklace of teeth And I will grind your bones to dust Grind Your Bones To Dust! Hammer! Blow to the head Strip your flesh Razor sharp knife Boil the skull Keep as a trophy Dine on the meat And I will grind your bones to dust Grind Your Bones To Dust! Grind Your Bones To Dust!
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Call Of Duty (4,444 Anniversary) 05:36
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There's a game we play every night It's a hell of a lot of fun You can shoot a man to death With your choice of gun Grenades and rocket launchers Knives and a whole lot more You can even call an air strike To even up the score But you know Just when things are going good And your enemies are nearly dead Take a look Down the sights of your gun And get shot in the head Call Of Duty You can play if you dare Be it World At War Or even Modern Warfare Choose your weapons wisely They'll have to get you through If you run out of ammunition Then you're really screwed Watch out for the bad guys Crawling through the grass Sneak up right behind them And shoot them in the ass But you know Just when things are going great And you're one kill from victory A sniper's shot And the flash from the gun Will be the last you see Call Of Duty Sometimes it's not fair Be it World At War Or even Modern Warfare Kill people all over the world Be it man, boy, woman or girl You can bury all of their dreams And hear them scream Call Of Duty Play if you dare Be it World At War Or even Modern Warfare Call Of Duty Shoot them to death Hear their cries As they draw their final breath Call Of Duty Take them out with a grin You can do anything Just to make sure that you win Call Of Duty Play in your underwear Be it World At War Or even Modern Warfare Be it World At War Or even Modern Warfare
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Fish Face (4,444 Anniversary) 02:57
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Fish face You've got a fish face It's a fuckin' disgrace That you've got a fish face Outer space You come from outer space That's the fucking only place That you'd get a fish face Fish face You've got a fish face Disgrace Cos you've got a fish face Fish face Not part of the human race You should fuckin' leave this place Cos you've got a fish face Disgrace You're a fuckin' waste of space Disappear without a trace Get rid of your fish face Fish face You've got a fish face Disgrace Cos you've got a fish face Fish face You've got a fish face Disgrace Cos you've got a fish face Disgrace You're a fuckin' waste of space Disappear without a trace Get rid of your fish face
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Wet Dog Blues (4,444 Anniversary) 03:07
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Santa's Dead (4,444 Anniversary) 03:01
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At the North Pole On Christmas Eve There was an asshole And his name was Steve He was a small guy Couldn't handle his beer Took the sleigh for a drive But he couldn't steer Just then Santa came out to see What was all the noise Steve swerved to miss a tree Now there's no one left to deliver the toys Santa's dead, Santa's dead You'll all be disappointed When you get out of bed Santa's dead, Santa's dead Santa Claus is dead Santa's dead, Santa's dead There's absolutely nothing left Of his head Santa's dead, Santa's dead Santa Claus is dead Santa's dead, Santa's dead You'll all be disappointed When you get out of bed Santa's dead, Santa's dead Santa Claus is dead Santa's dead, Santa's dead There's absolutely nothing left Of his head Santa's dead, Santa's dead Santa Claus is dead Santa Claus is dead Santa Claus is dead
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Waves Of Shite (4,444 Anniversary) 06:29
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Sailing on a sea of crap Stormy weather on it's way Pressure building, moving in Looking like a real bad day Capsized by a tidal force Dragged down by the undertow Lungs filled with the vile stench What a way to go Drowning In the waves of shite Drowning In the waves of shite A constant battle with no end in sight It's sink or swim in the waves of shite Drowning In the waves of shite Break surface, precious air Can't avoid the smell Sharks circle, looking for prey On the ocean from hell Strength fading, going down Breath held against the slime Last look at the sky above Going under for the final time Drowning In the waves of shite Drowning In the waves of shite A constant battle with no end in sight It's sink or swim in the waves of shite Drowning In the waves of shite Drowning In the waves of shite Drowning In the waves of shite Drowning In the waves of shite Drowning In the waves Drowning In the waves of shite Drowning In the waves of shite A constant battle with no end in sight It's sink or swim in the waves of shite Drowning In the waves of shite Drowning In the waves of shite Drowning In the waves of shite A constant battle with no end in sight It's sink or swim in the waves of shite Drowning In the waves of shite
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Goodies (4,444 Anniversary) 01:59
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12.
Rupert (4,444 Anniversary) 02:33
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13.
Inner Sheep (4,444 Anniversary) 00:38
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14.
SC Demos Part 1 03:10
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15.
SC Demos Part 2 04:07
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16.
SC Demos Part 3 04:12
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The Sheep Are Conspiring! Another polished turd from Wet Dog. Nowhere near as many fixes with this album, mainly just the mix. Drums and vocals mostly with a few minor edits and sync issues, fattened up a couple of guitar tracks, a bit of pitch correction on that bloody awful bit on "Call Of Duty" and a massive cut, copy and paste edit on a bass track which was truly terrible. Bonus tracks are demos ranging from the initial idea, recorded on a phone voice memo, to the almost completed final song. We actually did some proper song writing on this one believe it or not! Anyway, enjoy. Or don't.

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released June 5, 2023

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Wet Dog Scotland, UK

Wet Dog are a three piece rock/metal band from Scotland with their tongues planted firmly in their cheeks. Low tech, warts n' all sound with heavy riffs and rough, screaming vocals. If you're fed up with overproduced perfection, Wet Dog is the band for you. Don't take it too seriously though. We never do. ... more

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