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Anantsanus (The Thirteen And A Half Year Anniversary Edition)

by Wet Dog

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1.
March Of The Dog (13.5 Anniversary) 02:33
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2.
Golspie Regurgitation Song (13.5 Anniversary) 02:18
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Blllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaarg! Does yer mama sleep in a bush Does yer granny eat a load a cheese Does yer pet cat swallow dead rabbits Watch the deer of death Watch the dead rabbits Covered in blood Toads Cheese Does yer mama sleep in a bush (Solo by Frank) Does yer mama sleep in a bush
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Freaks! (13.5 Anniversary) 02:05
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Here they come Your way again Faces twisted into nightmare Turn to run Can't breathe again You just can't stand the sight Freaks! Spreading their misery Looking like shit Freaks! Living for sympathy Their face don't fit Freaks! (Solo) Freaks! Spreading their misery Looking like shit Freaks! Living for sympathy Their face don't fit Freaks! Freaks! Freaks! Freeeeeaaaaaks!
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Ten Second Tune (13.5 Anniversary) 00:13
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5.
Tesco Checkout Girl Bitch (13.5 Anniversary) 02:05
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Went for my messages Got hassled at the checkout She must have had a real bad day Cos she was acting like a stuck up cow Tesco Checkout Girl Bitch Tesco Checkout Girl Bitch Asked for the manager Was told he was on his tea I wanted to make a complaint She said "Fine. Doesnae bother me." Tesco Checkout Girl Bitch Tesco Checkout Girl Bitch (Solo) Tesco Checkout Girl Bitch Tesco Checkout Girl Bitch Tesco Checkout Girl Bitch Tesco Checkout Girl Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch
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Disturbed Mind (13.5 Anniversary) 01:45
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Eeeeeeeeeaaaawwwwwaaaahahahaha Does yer Granny have a sair throat Big Roger Selecki Does yer Granny sleep in a fridge Michael Birami Does yer Granny live like a frog Marshmallow face Does yer Granny sleep in a bush Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewface
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1010011010 (13.5 Anniversary) 02:55
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Antichrist for the 21st century The Devil's son is here Apocalypse will be upon us The time is drawing near How do you know How can you tell It's under his hair It's hidden well No sign of the sixes The mark of old It's ones and zeroes In italics and bold Digital Antichrist Jesus beware Digital Antichrist Under his hair Digital Antichrist God run away Digital Antichrist Today is his day (Solo) 1010011010 666 1010011010 666 1010011010 666 1010011010 666 Digital Antichrist Jesus beware Digital Antichrist Under his hair Digital Antichrist God run away Digital Antichrist Today is his day Digital Antichrist Jesus beware Digital Antichrist Under his hair Digital Antichrist God run away Digital Antichrist Today is his day
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One Man And His Wet Dog (13.5 Anniversary) 02:01
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One man and his wet dog Plays to the music of death Awaiting reprisal Death will be my Aquitaine My whistle has gone all wonky My wet dog has ran away The farmer's threatening violence Cos his wet dog has gone astray (Solo) One man and his wet dog Reunited again Only for a mo though Cos his wet dogs are no match For the dreaded sheep of death Eleanor, Eleanor, Eleanor of Aquitaine Wet dog, wet dog, wet dog, wet dog, wet dog, wet dog Bah bah bah barbarism
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Anantsanus (13.5 Anniversary) 01:54
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I hate you I hate all of you You're like something I stepped in To be scraped off my shoe But the stench remains Haunting me Forcing me To hate you all the more I have no love I have no pity I have no compassion I've Only loathing Disgust Distrust Dislike Pure hate Cos my heart's as big as an aaaaaaant...... Anantsanus! (Solo) Anantsanus!
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Cabbages (Director's Cut) (13.5 Anniversary) 00:37
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Paralysed face Paralysed face You look like an erse With a paralysed face I hate you I hate you You talk pure shite And I hate you Don't give a fuck Don't give a fuck Shut yer face Cos I don't give a fuck Melted wellyboot Melted wellyboot You've got a face Like a melted wellyboot Cabbages! (Solo) Paralysed face Paralysed face You look like an erse With a paralysed face I hate you I hate you You talk pure shite And I hate you Don't give a fuck Don't give a fuck Shut yer face Cos I don't give a fuck Melted wellyboot Melted wellyboot You've got a face Like a melted wellyboot
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Fleas (13.5 Anniversary) 01:32
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Fleas! Fleas! They've got you on your knees! They'll bite you and they'll suck your blood And do just what they please! Here! There! They're every feckin' where They bite, they chew, they live on you And they don't bloody care! Scratch! Scratch! Here comes another batch They've laid their eggs all over you And now it's time to hatch Bite! Bite! They nip you in the night Arseholes of the insect world Fleas are fuckin' shite! (Solo) Fleas! Fleas! They've got you on your knees! They'll bite you and they'll suck your blood And do just what they please! Fleas! Fleas! They've got you on your knees! They'll bite you and they'll suck your blood Fleas! Fleas! Fleas! Fleas! Fleas!
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Bovine Dissector (13.5 Anniversary) 04:32
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I see the cow in the fields I see the sheep in the barn I see a madman with an axe I see a madman with a glint in his eye The Bovine Dissector Has risen again The Bovine dissector Will kill again The Bovine Dissector Has risen again The Bovine dissector WILL! KILL AGAIN! (Solo) There goes a head There goes a tail There goes an eye There goes a leg There goes an entire herd The Bovine Dissector Has risen again The Bovine dissector Will kill again The bovine dissector Has risen again The Bovine dissector WILL! KILL AGAIN!
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Wailing Big Dave... 1 (13.5 Anniversary) 01:51
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Beware, Beware You better take care If you meet him online Dead, Alive You'll never survive It's annihilation time You think you're alone And you don't hear a sound Your head explodes Then you hit the ground It doesn't matter how big a gun you've got He'll shoot you dead And leave you to rot It's..... Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing Big Dave! (Bass Solo) He'll get you in a virtual headlock Take you out with just one shot You'll never even see him coming Cos he is so shit hot It's..... Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing Big Dave! Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing Big Dave! Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing Big Dave! Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing! Big Dave. Wailing Big Dave! One.
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Jesus Sandals (13.5 Anniversary) 04:39
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I have a rusty face My back is made of snow If you dont scratch my feet I will suck your toe (Hurry hurry hurry) (Hurry hurry hurry) Jesus Sandals Good as gold If you don't wear them soon Your face will turn to mould (Wear your sandals now) (Wear your sandals now) Hurry hurry hurry Wear your sandals now Hurry hurry hurry Wear your sandals now Hurry hurry hurry Wear your sandals now Hurry hurry hurry Wear your sandals now Hurry hurry hurry Wear your sandals now Hurry hurry hurry Wear your sandals now Hurry hurry hurry Wear your sandals now Hurry hurry hurry Outside! Now! (Solo) Hurry hurry hurry (Hurry hurry hurry) Hurry hurry hurry (Hurry hurry hurry) Hurry hurry hurry (Hurry hurry hurry) Hurry hurry hurry (Wear your sandals now) Hurry hurry hurry (Hurry hurry hurry) Hurry hurry hurry (Hurry hurry hurry) Hurry hurry hurry (Hurry hurry hurry) Hurry hurry hurry (Wear your sandals now) Hurry hurry hurry Jesus! Hurry hurry hurry Sandals! Hurry hurry hurry Jesus! Hurry hurry hurry Wear your sandals now Hurry hurry hurry Jesus! Hurry hurry hurry Sandals! Hurry hurry hurry Jesus! Hurry hurry hurry Wear your sandals now Hurry hurry hurry Jesus! Hurry hurry hurry Sandals! Hurry hurry hurry Jesus! Hurry hurry hurry Wear your sandals now Hurry hurry hurry Jesus! Hurry hurry hurry Sandals! Hurry hurry hurry Jesus! Hurry hurry hurry Wear your sandals now Wear! Your! Sandals! NOOOOOOW! (Solo)
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Pray For Deliverance (13.5 Anniversary) 07:15
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16.
Scooby-Doo (13.5 Anniversary) 00:53
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17.
Taggart (13.5 Anniversary) 00:39
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18.
Ben 10 (13.5 Anniversary) 01:02
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Rabies (13.5 Anniversary) 00:44
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Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! (Solo) Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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Disturbed Mind 2.0 (13.5 Anniversary) (Bonus Track) 01:45
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Golspie Regurgitation Song (Demo) (13.5 Anniversary) (Bonus Track) 02:18
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Anantsanus - Wet Dog's first "Big Boy" album was a complete mess in terms of production. The vocals and bass were far too loud, various mistakes throughout and serious timing issues due to software latency that we had no idea existed, never mind how to fix. So this is a fully remixed, resynced version with as many bad or missing bits fixed as possible without rerecording anything at all. And a couple of dodgy bonus tracks thrown in at the end. Still sounds like shite but slightly less shite than before.

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released January 27, 2023

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Wet Dog are a three piece rock/metal band from Scotland with their tongues planted firmly in their cheeks. Low tech, warts n' all sound with heavy riffs and rough, screaming vocals. If you're fed up with overproduced perfection, Wet Dog is the band for you. Don't take it too seriously though. We never do. ... more

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