Rabies XXX, by Wet Dog

Rabies XXX

by Wet Dog

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1.	Rabies XXX 00:43	lyrics	buy track
Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Aaaahhh!!! Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Aaaahhh!!! Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Aaaahhh!!! Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Aaaahhh!!!
2.	Beast Fae The Black Beard XXX 00:55	lyrics	buy track
I got beasts On my chin Beast Fae The Black Beard I got beasts On my chin Beast Fae The Black Beard I got beasts On my chin Beast Fae The Black Beard I got beasts On my chin Beast Fae The Black Beard Beast Fae The Black Beard Beast Fae The Black Beard
3.	Uncle Chong's Fearsome Food XXX 01:07	lyrics	buy track
Fryer on Chips in Cheese oot Git a fork Grate the cheese Chips oot Brown sauce Salt, vingegar AAAAAHHHH!!!!! Put it on a plate Ram it doon yer mooth Yeah!!!! Ha ha
4.	Nae Luck City XXX 00:17	lyrics	buy track
Riots Earthquakes Fires Nae Luck Rich Famous Faggots Nae Luck Git tae fuck Nae Luck Nae Luck City Sorted
5.	Blind Date XXX 00:58	lyrics	buy track
Get a bird Makes you heave Bloody ugly Fuck you bitch and leave Blind Date's shite Fuck you Oh, Blind Date's shite Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you FUCK YOU!!
6.	English Bastards XXX 01:28	lyrics	buy track
I don't hate anyone as much as you Hate who you are and what you do Everything about you sucks Why don't you get to fuck English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards ENGLISH! BASTARDS!
7.	Emmerdale Blues XXX 00:34	lyrics	buy track
In the middle of the night It started to rain But it wasn't water It was an aeroplane It's raining planes Raining planes
8.	Mini Death Machine XXX 01:39	lyrics	buy track
Fleeing doon the road Fast as fuck Daein about forty Cause thirty sucks Cannae go faster But we don't care Fleeing doon the road Fit tae the flair Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Fuck off Mini Life Mini Poof Mini Shite Mini Bollocks Mini Mini
9.	Rabies (Unplagued) 00:43	lyrics	buy track
Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Aaaahhh!!! Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Aaaahhh!!! Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Aaaahhh!!! Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Aaaahhh!!!
10.	Beast Fae The Black Beard (Unplagued) 00:55	lyrics	buy track
I got beasts On my chin Beast Fae The Black Beard I got beasts On my chin Beast Fae The Black Beard I got beasts On my chin Beast Fae The Black Beard I got beasts On my chin Beast Fae The Black Beard Beast Fae The Black Beard Beast Fae The Black Beard
11.	Uncle Chong's Fearsome Food (Unplagued) 01:07	lyrics	buy track
Fryer on Chips in Cheese oot Git a fork Grate the cheese Chips oot Brown sauce Salt, vingegar AAAAAHHHH!!!!! Put it on a plate Ram it doon yer mooth Yeah!!!! Ha ha
12.	Nae Luck City (Unplagued) 00:17	lyrics	buy track
Riots Earthquakes Fires Nae Luck Rich Famous Faggots Nae Luck Git tae fuck Nae Luck Nae Luck City Sorted
13.	Blind Date (Unplagued) 00:58	lyrics	buy track
Get a bird Makes you heave Bloody ugly Fuck you bitch and leave Blind Date's shite Fuck you Oh, Blind Date's shite Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you FUCK YOU!!
14.	English Bastards (Unplagued) 01:17	lyrics	buy track
I don't hate anyone as much as you Hate who you are and what you do Everything about you sucks Why don't you get to fuck English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards ENGLISH! BASTARDS!
15.	Emmerdale Blues (Unplagued) 00:34	lyrics	buy track
In the middle of the night It started to rain But it wasn't water It was an aeroplane It's raining planes Raining planes
16.	Mini Death Machine (Unplagued) 01:39	lyrics	buy track
Fleeing doon the road Fast as fuck Daein about forty Cause thirty sucks Cannae go faster But we don't care Fleeing doon the road Fit tae the flair Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Fuck off Mini Life Mini Poof Mini Shite Mini Bollocks Mini Mini
17.	Rabies (Demo Tape, 1993) 00:45	lyrics	buy track
Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Aaaahhh!!! Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Aaaahhh!!! Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Aaaahhh!!! Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Foaming at the mouth Aaaahhh!!!
18.	Beast Fae The Black Beard (Demo Tape, 1993) 00:57	lyrics	buy track
I got beasts On my chin Beast Fae The Black Beard I got beasts On my chin Beast Fae The Black Beard I got beasts On my chin Beast Fae The Black Beard I got beasts On my chin Beast Fae The Black Beard Beast Fae The Black Beard Beast Fae The Black Beard
19.	Uncle Chong's Fearsome Food (Demo Tape, 1993) 01:02	lyrics	buy track
Fryer on Chips in Cheese oot Git a fork Grate the cheese Chips oot Brown sauce Salt, vingegar AAAAAHHHH!!!!! Put it on a plate Ram it doon yer mooth Yeah!!!! Ha ha
20.	Nae Luck City (Demo Tape, 1993) 00:16	lyrics	buy track
Riots Earthquakes Fires Nae Luck Rich Famous Faggots Nae Luck Git tae fuck Nae Luck Nae Luck City Sorted
21.	Blind Date (Demo Tape, 1993) 00:58	lyrics	buy track
Get a bird Makes you heave Bloody ugly Fuck you bitch and leave Blind Date's shite Fuck you Oh, Blind Date's shite Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you FUCK YOU!!
22.	English Bastards (Demo Tape, 1993) 01:29	lyrics	buy track
I don't hate anyone as much as you Hate who you are and what you do Everything about you sucks Why don't you get to fuck English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards English Bastards ENGLISH! BASTARDS!
23.	Emmerdale Blues (Demo Tape, 1993) 00:34	lyrics	buy track
In the middle of the night It started to rain But it wasn't water It was an aeroplane It's raining planes Raining planes
24.	Mini Death Machine (Demo Tape, 1993) 01:35	lyrics	buy track
Fleeing doon the road Fast as fuck Daein about forty Cause thirty sucks Cannae go faster But we don't care Fleeing doon the road Fit tae the flair Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Mini Fuck off Mini Life Mini Poof Mini Shite Mini Bollocks Mini Mini

about

This was the first Wet Dog "album" ever made. Recorded by Michael and Frank in a spare room on a karaoke machine using one guitar and a keyboard for drums and bass. The whole thing (writing and recording) took about three hours. Now, for our 30th anniversary, we have re-recorded it as close as possible to the original but with added Tom, who does all the guitars and vocals himself on "Beast Fae The Black Beard XXX". Also included, an "Unplagued" version (basically swapped the electric guitars for acoustics) and the demo tape from 1993. Not to be taken seriously. We never have.

Release date and time is 10-10, 01.10.10 (see what we did there?).

WARNING!!!!
A few dodgy lyrics are only included as they were on the original. "English Bastards" came from the arrogance of football commentators and most non English football fans will understand. The words "faggots" and "poof" are only about glam bands. "Uncle Chong's Fearsome Food" is about a fictitious Chinese restaurant, hence the stereotypical Chinese intro. No offence is, or was ever, intended. (Except to English footballer commentators. Can't really deny that.)

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released October 10, 2023

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Wet Dog Scotland, UK

Wet Dog are a three piece rock/metal band from Scotland with their tongues planted firmly in their cheeks. Low tech, warts n' all sound with heavy riffs and rough, screaming vocals. If you're fed up with overproduced perfection, Wet Dog is the band for you. Don't take it too seriously though. We never do. ... more

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